Screwing up a putt in Tiger Woods Golf '10. Pulling back the putt seems easy, but it is easy to squiggle the controller, therefore resulting in a jizzy-dick.
"Harrison, you need to sink this putt for a birdie. Don't Jizzy-dick it."
"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."
"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."
"Oh man Turkey, you just jizzy-dicked the shit out of that putt."
"Sonny jizzy-dicked the putt on the 18th hole."
by geekchapel April 19, 2010
Get the Jizzy-dickmug. A spontaneous, short burst of arousal that is stimulated by looking at a sexually explicit or lewd image. Not a erection or a chub. Its a natural response your penis makes to indicate that what it just looked at was pleasing or nutworthy. Could be a sign of coomerism or too much cooming on the penis that it attempts to limit its mobility by just twitching and not get full-on boners.
"As i was scrolling through my feed, i saw a nice pair of tits of the perfect size and my dick twitched the moment my eyes glared at them."
by Moe Lester J November 5, 2020
Get the Dick Twitchmug. the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.
Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?
Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.
Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.
by chesterdude87 December 17, 2008
Get the Crabmeat Dickmug. by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002
Get the dick beatersmug. A picture of a dick, usually your own, sent to a girl via text.
TIP FOR THE GUYS: girls do NOT think your dick is sexy. It's not. Don't send one unless you're asked for one. The only girls who will want one w/o asking are whores. And even then some. Your welcome :)
TIP FOR THE GUYS: girls do NOT think your dick is sexy. It's not. Don't send one unless you're asked for one. The only girls who will want one w/o asking are whores. And even then some. Your welcome :)
Hey Taylor, Logan sent me a dick pic again last night. I don't know why, I've told him a million times I'm not into that.
by LazyHedgehog96 December 12, 2013
Get the dick picmug. 
by SegwayLover February 3, 2015
Get the Dick butterfliesmug.