It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.
by Spiderwilliams March 02, 2022
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When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.
by Bear5555 March 10, 2014
by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020
An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.
Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
by hynap May 13, 2024
a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.
by keyboard8 August 08, 2024
by Polar green June 01, 2022