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Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly
This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.
by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015
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glossy taco

A very shiny, glossy, top coat for topping off the best nail art. Best used when holo specs are added into the glossy taco

Rooted to Christine - SimplyNailogical
"Wow that's a really pretty holo glossy taco" "I know! I ordered it from Live, Love, Polish"
by whatsupcal July 30, 2017
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Taco Oil

When you have a load so big that the hotel charges you a 5 dollar fee to wash the blanket
Dan was embarrassed that he got charged a 5 dollar cleaning fee in his hotel room and tried to blame it on taco oil
by Funding rep February 14, 2024
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Like Aidan in a Taco Bell

A phrase, used to describe something in excess.
Example 1:
"How much did you spend?"
"Like Aidan in a Taco Bell."

Example 2:
"God, do not let me go shopping, I'm like Aidan in a Taco Bell!"
by Hi I'm Mr Gay May 4, 2018
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taco bombing

Taco Bombing is when i women squats down and her flaps press against the face of a male/female.
Quick, go do some taco bombing that guy over there! Make sure your flaps are out.
by Mr Vigorous Shagger November 4, 2013
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glossy taco

A phrase used by simply nailogical (the nail queen)
It basically means glossy top-coat (for nails) but she says it with an "accent"
"And now we put on the glossy taco"
by SimplyAFan April 18, 2018
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Tijuanan Taco

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025
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