Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

Canadian Sleepover

The act of two or more bro's staying up late engaging in mutual masturbation over webcam (at least one must be Canadian)

Hey boys who's jumping in with me for this Canadian sleepover tonight

by Canadian Sleepover April 13, 2022

Canadian talking

Canadian talking is the act of kissing for a Canadian. Due to the extreme weather in Canada no one wants to waste the energy to verbally communicate, instead they lock lips and thus communicate much more effectively.

Jack said that him and Hanna were “Just talking.” , but Jack is from Canada so that’s why they both have a cold sore. So they were actually Canadian talking.

by Tk6329 April 22, 2022

Canadian Shore Lunch

When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.

Donut? Nah I’m stuffed from that Canadian Shore Lunch…thanks Jeff!

by Joey Delu April 26, 2022

Canaan syndrome

Canaan; a guy who has zero life, spends all day playing clash royale, and has zero girls.

I think you got the Canaan syndrome

by Adolf Hitler's aenpai April 29, 2022

Canadian special

When one covers another person's dick in syrup and proceeds to then suck it off

Girl 1: that boy over there is cute eh

Girl 2: yea I'm planning on giving him a Canadian special tonight

by Silvershadow343 May 4, 2022

Canadian roulette

In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner

Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?

by Clucker9000 May 8, 2022