nappy cake

Black pussy.

I don't wann go down on no nappy cake!

by wallykoks January 1, 2016

Cake

If you thought it was food. Well, I guess your wrong.

Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).

Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.

Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.

That bitch was such a cake, she said "it must be really cold in Hawiia in the winter!" Like the hell?!?!

by RealBitchYouKnow February 1, 2016

salty cake

A salty cake is that girls time of the month when she's leaking out mucus that is part of the egg and a big glob of it is in her underpants.

Oh no, not another salty cake!Why do I have to go through this?
Because honey, it's a natural way of life.

by Bing_C March 3, 2016

Anus cake

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

Super Birthday Cake

When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream

Dude we made a super birthday cake and got crazy high

by CavaKing December 2, 2018

Caked it

Irish slang commonly used when one has too much to drink (or drugs) and gets sick or has Ill affects of having too much. Also used if you try something and fail

1.”did you see john at the party last night, he absolutely caked it and we had to bring him home”

2.Person 1: how did you get on in that test
Person 2: so bad I absolutely caked it

by Buckers123 December 4, 2018

Carrot Cake Slaps

The kind of slaps you give someone when they only have carrot cake

“Oh, I had to give Breff some carrot cake slaps when he told me what was for dessert.”

by Zwaps December 10, 2018