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back-of-the-box review

A very shallow review of a product or service, based mainly on information presented by the manufacturer, e.g. the technical specifications on the box of a gadget.
"C|Net's "back-of-the-box" reviewing style"
DAPreview news feature, May 4th 2005
by Tom May 4, 2005
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ignorant dick box

Definition 1. a name designated for those who put bumper stickers on their car which state, "Your God is dead? Try Mine. Hes Alive"

Definition 2. A person who puts overly religious bumper stickers on their car.
by R!J September 3, 2006
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Box-Monkey

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.
friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .
by charles97012 March 20, 2011
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Eat the box

When you eat a girls ass and finger her pussy at the same time.
We wanted to experiment, so we decided that I should eat the box
by Horny Elmo October 6, 2020
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Dutch boxing

Dutch boxing is a gay mating ritual, which is only danced in a forest and you MUST have a hammock and be gay.
Princess bazza was creeping out of hammock when he saw an old man. so he lured the man back to his hammock to perform his Dutch boxing mating ritual! Bazza was one happy cornbeef queefing slut after the ritual! :)
by Bazzatheslut November 1, 2019
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Box Jaw

When one preforms cunnilingus for so long that their jaw cramps up.
"I was going down on my girlfriend for so long thar I got box jaw"
by The worst English student October 19, 2021
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Box Lizard

example 1;

Male 1: I would most definitely give Lindsey Lohan one...

Male 2: No you won't mate, she's a rancid Box Lizard.

example 2;

Male 1: Why is Jo Brand such a repulsive fat cunt?

Male 2: because she's a raging Box Lizard my friend...
by oliswogchild June 1, 2010
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