gummy bears

something desirable. usually a snack at the ungodly hour of 3am

"mmm a pack of gummy bears sound real good right about now~"

by R0tt3ngutz666 February 4, 2022

Steddy Bear

1. A hairy man who that uses unique manscaping to attract sexual partners.

2. Hairy man who manscapes for role playing as human bear.

My Steddy Bear got me flowers for national girlfriends day.

by Stick-B-Rad August 1, 2022

to bear stearns

(verb) to thoroughly, completely, and totally fail at life.

I don't want to bear stearns.

I totally bear stearnsed that exam.

This year was sort of a disaster; it's probably time to stop bear stearnsing!

by bear stearns May 20, 2008

Rizzly Bear

It means you are the alpha rizzler and will never lose a rizz battle.

Dang mane your the Rizzly Bear

by anonymous September 29, 2023

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

Polar bear

Either a bald or very hairy white guy who often dates dark-skinned ladies. Not to be confused with the term jungle fever, because that one is built on racism and fetish, while the term polarbear is built on appreciation for all dark women around the globe.

Dude 1: "Dude, there's this new co-worker at my workplace who got hired last friday, and she's super hot! Should I give it a shot and go ask her out?"
Dude 2: "That black chick from Atlanta? Bro, that'd be the 5th black girl you'd date in a span of a decade, you're such a polar bear!"

by bruhalicious May 11, 2025

Makin' Bears

The art of taking an poo. Popularized by 7-time Sexiest Jewish Man Alive, Dan Avidan.

Me: Imma go make sum bears :)

Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!

Me: Make da bears hehe

Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!

Me: :D I'm makin' bears!

by DuctTapeForever January 26, 2023