A whore!!!!! Wanker!!! Fricken A!!! Never trust an Alex, he will steal your girl, take her to dinner, and have her pay!!!!!!!!!!! His hairline fuzzy!!!!!!!! He’s always bored and always hungry. Man’s don’t sleep!!!!! Bing BONG
Guy #1: aye have you seen my girl
Guy #2: bro she’s probably with Alex. you lost her bro.
Guy #1: dammit dude damn that Alex 🤥
Guy #2: bro she’s probably with Alex. you lost her bro.
Guy #1: dammit dude damn that Alex 🤥
by thesecondpublius December 18, 2021
by The uh April 25, 2021
An egoistical yet highly talented trumpet player. Is known to berate others lower than himself and make dark jokes. Better known in the band room for having an extremely stupidly high range, and having the ability of cutting through the rest of the band through sheer force of volume. Can be used as an expression to represent someone playing very loud and high.
Person 1: Did you hear that lead trumpet player?
Person 2: Yeah, he pulled an Alex.
Person 1: So for your part during the show, you're going to have to raise every dynamic level up one level.
Person 2: What about this FFF?
Person 1: Pull an Alex.
Person 2: Yeah, he pulled an Alex.
Person 1: So for your part during the show, you're going to have to raise every dynamic level up one level.
Person 2: What about this FFF?
Person 1: Pull an Alex.
by St_mma July 09, 2019
A sexy mf that can take your bitch easy
a fun friend that you can tell anything to
very understanding
a fun friend that you can tell anything to
very understanding
The pimp of pimps. Has a massive willy. The epitome of straight. Makes fannys drip. Class at everything
“Here comes Alex”
“Oh shit my fanny is about to turn into a tap”
“Same”
“Did you hear Alex is class at everything”
“Im not surprised”
“Alex fucked me last night and now i can’t walk”
“Oh shit my fanny is about to turn into a tap”
“Same”
“Did you hear Alex is class at everything”
“Im not surprised”
“Alex fucked me last night and now i can’t walk”
by PimpinDawg November 22, 2021
“who’s the best person in the world?”
“the best person in the world is alex!”
“the best person in the world is alex!”
by iluveveryonelol June 12, 2021
The hottest, kindest, and smartest person on earth. Not everyone knows alex, but those who do know them stand by this definition.
by skull-choker December 11, 2022