taco steamer

when you perform a steaming carl in the midst of the stomach flu...
Man, she wanted the steaming carl but when it came out, yup, taco steamer, all liquid.
by Gnarkill69 December 12, 2013
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taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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Taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket and puts it over your head.
Much like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night and it was gross.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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taco spits

After drinking all night and eating the last resort food because nothing is open at 2 am you wake up shiting so bad your ass hole has the taco spits
I drank so much and and some nasty food I woke up with the taco spits
by Colorawdo_crook September 30, 2015
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Taco job

Like blow job for a guy. When you are going down on your chic and eating her out. She's enjoying it so much that she screams "fuck baby give me more of that taco job!!!!"
Her: "Baby you know what I want today?"
Me: "I know what you want baby gurl. You want me to do that taco job again like last night?! Fuck! My mouth almost got a cramp from that!"
by biglesbo February 23, 2016
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mad taco

a slut that is a mad fucker and can not help her addiction to sex
hey look at that mad taco
by mad taco June 05, 2015
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Butthole after Taco Bell

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!
by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021
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