Person1. cant believe your dad died
Person2. yea sad i will miss him
Person1. maybe you can get ryan to help you
Person2. who is ryan
Person1. JOE RYAN FUCKED YOUR MOM
Person2. yea sad i will miss him
Person1. maybe you can get ryan to help you
Person2. who is ryan
Person1. JOE RYAN FUCKED YOUR MOM
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Hey did you see that hot stuff over there, I wanna have sex with him, because he has a massive schlonge: Female 1
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by Sex Ryan November 29, 2021
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by David and Goliathh December 1, 2021
Get the Ryan Bartell mug.ryan is the most selfish and manipulative person ive ever meant in my life !!!! hes so self obsessed and doesn’t know how to treat others respectfully, especially a woman!?????? he acts like hes all of that but hes not because he doesnt even comb his hair…….😊😊 why is he so rude!??!?? CHANGE UR CLOTHES FOR ONCE DAMN DOG he always uses the word “mb” in serious situations??? U HAVE A WHOLE GIRLFRIEND,.. u probably wonder why people dont like you but you sound manly but you look like one of santa clauses elfs. pick a struggle RYAN.. thats why she got with ur homeboy🤡🤡.
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by t2opax December 1, 2021
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Her: hey I really like you
Him: I like you to
(Next day)
Her friend: what’s up with you and her
Him: I don’t like her like that we’re just friends…
Her: hey I really like you
Him: I like you to
(Next day)
Her friend: what’s up with you and her
Him: I don’t like her like that we’re just friends…
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