rescue piss

A rescue piss happens when you take a dump and there is a piece of turd left on the porcelain that does not flush. Later on, you come back to take a piss and you send the turd to it's watery grave from the force of your piss, washing away the previous sins of leftover turb goblins.

I took a massive shit that left a piece of turd on the porcelain. I came back later and offered a rescue piss to force it into the water.

by makahahawaii August 31, 2023

piss reciept

When you run out of toilet paper in a public place
reciepts work a treat.

Ellie: shit, Theres no boggers..
April: mate don't worry, I've got piss reciepts.

by gargoyle1000 August 13, 2011

Backwards pissing

Two men stick the end of the same straw up there dick hole while one guy pisses into the other guys dick

“OMG LOOK THOSE TWO HOMELESS MEN ARE BACKWARDS PISSING IN THAT ALLEY OVER THERE!!!”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 20, 2019

Fortnite pissed

An exclamatory way to state that you are significantly more upset than normal.

Friend: Dude, we’re not drinking beer and slamming soft 6’s tonight

You: I’m fucking fortnite pissed!

by Anonymous123324 June 18, 2025

Satan's Piss

the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.

me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"

by liisadumbstupididiot December 21, 2020

Piss talks

The opposite of peace talks. It generally means to piss off your rival in a conference to cause more hostilities.

The president went to the conference to start the piss talks

by Ligmabals2736372 November 21, 2023

piss on someone`s balcony

a way to show your respect (or disrespect)

OH NO! i broke the thermometer so i`m gonna piss on your balcony. i hope your brother isn`t around!!
//oops i pissed on someone`s balcony a few years ago.
//oops i piss on someone`s balcony
//oops
//oooops
//ooops

by idealanakvartala January 23, 2022