cowboy starter pack

Seth mcmullen.

Seth mcmullen is the definition of a cowboy starter pack.

by Cassandra sims January 23, 2017

shelly 6 pack belly

A country girl with a for belly from years of playing in the woods. Often comes with a spunky disposition and wears wife beaters and likes the taste of bud light

That girl is a Shelly 6 pack belly! For sure look ate her

by Cobbie39 January 24, 2017

Around the back sack pack

Another word for a male's jock strap

Did you purchase your around the back sack pack for the upcoming game?

by Syelent March 6, 2017

reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.

Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

Arby's meat packer

When one partner takes the secret menu item from Arby's known as the meat mountain, and continues to cram it in their partners anus, continually packing it with his penis or his/her penis shaped object. The "cramee" then use his or her anus muscles to lay the mangled meat mountain in the other partners mouth.

That Arby's meat packer sure was delicious

by perphurdle May 2, 2018