Stench bum

When your bum produces sweat and smell from a warm surface

Mary, my you have quite a stench bum

by Ashenangelone February 1, 2019

Bum Fuzzle

To be retarded. Couldn’t be able to talk until 15. HITS THE BALL WHEN NOT IMPORTANT

Justin stop being a bum fuzzle like masi and baker.

by Nigga name joe December 2, 2020

Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!

"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"

by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021

Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009

Bum

An absolute loser.

Scientist 1: “Wow, those chloroplasts are such bums.”
Scientist 2: “True. Those endoplasmic reticulums are dope tho.”

by EndoRetic_u_bum January 23, 2018

bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

bum blazer

A huge, flaming homosexual, one who blazes bums.

Hey, check out those bum blazers over there!

Damn, they blazin' it hard.

by DSG94 May 20, 2023