by Eugens’s ass April 27, 2021

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"
by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

I like milk
by milkisgood4u August 19, 2022

New street drug that looks like chocolate milk. It's supposed to slow everything down around you and improve your senses of smell, taste, and touch.
by YoHighness January 18, 2017

Since free-range cows naturally produce pasturized milk, there is no need to heat it; you can safely just drink it "just as it came out of Bossie" --- it tastes infinitely better raw, anyway.
by QuacksO February 12, 2019

by SHILXHTHAGOAT ON INSTGRAM April 14, 2021

by Iudex February 9, 2022
