May 12

Ah May 12th, the day that you send your bf a picture of your massive dumpy

Person 1: hey babe guess what day it is?
Person 2: um may 12th?
Person 1: Yep! You know what that means😏

by Thecoolkidnamedplob May 12, 2022

May 12

Whip out yo titty day

Hey its may 12, whip out yo titty day

by mskadjkij23897 May 12, 2022

May 12

International Cum on your BF/GF face

The day you give sloppy head with a messier facial.

You know what day it is?

May 12?

Yes

Ok, just not in my eyes

by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 06, 2024

May 12

National Masturbation/Send Nudes Day

Hey it’s May 12 time to have some fun

by Hehdbd May 13, 2022

May 28th

May 28th- a day of freedom, relationships dont exist for this specific day, everyone is single.

"yo its may 28th wyd"
"going to meet some girls and go to a club"

by 4batzz May 27, 2024

May 28th

If you were born on May 28th your just not gonna have a good life. And also if you know a person that starts would a Z I would do anything for him because he is better than u

Wow your born on May 28th. That sucks

by Maxisjd September 10, 2020

May 28th

If you were born on May 28th your just not gonna have a good life. And also if you know a person that starts would a Z I would do anything for him because he is better than u

Wow your born on May 28th. That sucks

by Maxisjd September 10, 2020