May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

by TesticleTim May 17, 2022

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

May 7th

Girls named Ruby shld send nudes to their bfs

Ruby~“Oh it’s may 7th , better send my bf some hot pics

by Riccardo16 May 6, 2024

May 16th

The day I was born.

Also slandered/glazed on this website, like literally every other day of the year ever.

I was born on May 16th. It is nice.

by Maw62 February 9, 2025

May 22

Represent your horoscope sign

Today imma may 22

by Antiikevo May 21, 2022

Mayed En Tine

A phrase in the celestial language that means "Suffering In Chaos." The world "Mayed" meaning "suffering," the word "En" meaning "in," and the word "tine" meaning "chaos." Used frequently in the recurring song "Chaotic Dance" from the Chronicles of Chronicles series which plays when fighting evil-aligned celestial foes.

Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Mayed En Tine
Shoba Bakaei Lemae
Ochanu Kofo Latae Lima
Orkanasu Volokai Kafi
Unanmo Veletei Ochae
-Opening Lyrics of "Chaotic Dance"

by KrimsonKatt December 3, 2022

May

A hella fun and kind person. She makes you laugh easily and and would stand up for her friends in any situation. She’s very competitive and confident when she wants to be. She can be belligerent and a tease you too much sometimes, but means well and will be there for you in the long run. Overall A Fucking amazing person, beautiful inside and out.

PersonA: who’s that she’s gorgeous
PersonB: Yh that’s may, she’s so fun you’d love her

by anonymous December 3, 2022