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(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
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