gotcha ass

Y’all bitches thought, 8 a:m sharp

The gg boys thought school was closed, gotcha ass.

by Shhsshshshsh December 7, 2017

Joe's ass

A very stinky and disgusting thing you would never want to be caught dead in a room with.

Joe's ass is so loosethat gas never stops jumping out and making noises like people in a burning building ( based on the fact they would rather jump out then stay in joes ass and the gas sounds like dieing screams because it's so loud and startling ) . Therfore joes ass and joe himself are such a disgusting freak that they carry glade to spray him with or could not stay within 100 feet of him and his nasty asshole.

by Eatmydick666 February 19, 2018

Ass Wisard

1. Mamas boy
2. Fag that goes to subway parties and does lean
3. Wigga that listens to fetty wap

1.
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker

2:

Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY

by Fagatron Mcsquisator June 18, 2016

Popcorn ass

When you wash your ass after eating alot of popcorn you can feel kernels when you scrub your hole

Dam gene i noticed i had some serious popcorn ass in the shower this morning

by Tha Freek October 25, 2019

Ass Check

The act of an individual or group smelling someone else's butt at a party or public space after detecting the smell of feces within their general region.

Olivier: I smell shit around here what do you think Isabelle
Isabelle: I think we should do an Ass Check to see who is guilty
Oliver: Sniff, Sniff I think Aimee shit herself
Aimee: Sorry guys shit happens!

by hahasuka December 6, 2020

famine ass

An extreme case of hungry butt. So extreme infact it leaves you worrying for your sanity

You what she is wearing? Thats some serious hungry butt

Hungry butt thats so bad that is famine ass

by knifegeek June 26, 2012

Ass Chi

The act of you and your asshole coming together through either a little turd or an epic shit. The key is to breath softly and steadily before any sudden bowel movements.

Ben: "Dude that was a fast pee!"
Nate: "Naw man, a took an epic Ass Chi in 7 seconds."
Ben: "Wow...record time broski!"

by Ninja BJ July 25, 2012