steve jobs syndrome

when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business

Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?

by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022

Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.

Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.

by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021

maximum blow job

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.

Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.

by Aminusvox September 22, 2019

roku and rim job

Similar to netflix and chill, but with an exotic twist. Make sure your girl wipes first!

So last night I was binge watching on roku , I decided to roku and rim job on my gal. Thank god she cleaned her o ring before I went south

by Jeffgordon2444 June 13, 2016

Negative Job Satisfaction

Negative Job Satisfaction is where one or more people like to waste peoples job time espcailly scammers. The word came from Atomic Shrimps video called ‘A Little Nonsense Now And Then (Scambaiting) - Also FAQ: Why Do Scammers Ask For Your Personal Details?

Joesph: In my free time i like to do something called Negative Job Satisfaction.
Joe: Don’t people do that usually against scammers?
Joesph: Yes they do

by SuzukiMazuki February 9, 2022

Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall

Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up

by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023

maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.

I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.

by #LovesToTalkToHubby December 14, 2014