eat my hitch

When you are driving a big ass dually and someone wants to ride your ass

Or

When you want someone to suck your dick (male) or eat your ass (female)

This dude in a tundra can eat my hitch!! Always riding my ass!!

by Big daddy van November 10, 2021

im eating

i excuse made by people to get out of a football game

sorry im eating i cant play

by billbobisgone February 14, 2022

im eating

a excuse made by people to get out of a football game

"im sorry im eating"

by billbobisgone February 14, 2022

Eat, Eater, Eating

Verb used, usually near a beach or pool, to describe the act of a women's butt cheeks engulfing and or swallowing the back end of her bathing suit or preferably, thong.

Eat, Eater, Eating
She likes to Eat or she Eats.

We have an Eater.

She's Eating mate. I reckon.

Or just, Damnnnnnnn.

by Tacos y burritos April 08, 2013

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

by MeminDemon November 08, 2019

eat the paper

This expression is from the pot business. When many kilos were being sold, either the buyer or seller had to "eat the paper" that is, the weight of all the paper that covered the product.

With over 500 kilos for sale, we knew we had to eat the paper to make the buyer smile.

by pedro seguro April 22, 2019