waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024

Mcsoley Mouth Dragon

Someone that has the meanest and ugliest resting face. The ultimate mouth breather.

Dude: “Jackson has the worst Mcsoley Mouth Dragon i’ve ever seen.”

by Cade Mcsoley February 18, 2026

Fire Breathing Dragon

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.

(After the Fire Breathing Dragon) *digestive tract getting destroyed by all the carbonation*

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025

《¤》Drago 《¤》 dragon 《¤》Dragon《¤》

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,: 《¤》Drago 《¤》 dragon 《¤》Dragon《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

《¤》 Komodo Dragon 《¤》komodo Dragon 《¤》 Komodo Dragon 《¤》

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~;《¤》 Komodo Dragon 《¤》komodo Dragon 《¤》 Komodo Dragon 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

《¤》Mini Dragon 《¤》mini Dragon 《¤》Mini Dragon《¤》

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《¤》Mini Dragon 《¤》mini Dragon 《¤》Mini Dragon《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Double Headed Dragon

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach

Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned

by TrailNameJersey March 16, 2025