Bag Demon

A person who displays uncontrollable tendencies (also referred to as piggery) at the thought, sight, taste and smell of cocain, often referred to as a (bag) due to the form of its delivery. This behaviour manifests itself predominantly with white collar workers i.e. lawyers

"I shared an eight ball with my mates last night. When I went to have some, I find out the fucking bag demons only left me a single line."

by Mufficakes March 18, 2017

Speed bag

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

by Hoey34 April 12, 2017

Show bag

Australian Slang for a person whos full of shit.

Ahh Shut up yer fucken Show bag.

by Matoman February 19, 2017

Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016

sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"

Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag

by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016

tattle bags

Big awesome soggy tits, that when seeing them you are filled with urge to tell everyone about them. EVERYONE

Mmmmmmhmmm girl you be swinging some major tattle bags.

by Brutalis July 19, 2016

Tea bagging

The act of sticking your testicles into someone's mouth.

Person 1: I was tea bagging you yesterday .

Person 2: ok.

by Smol_melon January 29, 2018