Hoo-bag

Kind of the same as a douchebag, but this word is used for people acting like hoes.

ex1: Hey Hossy, lets go jogging!?
Hossy: no, ill never go jogging with you!
ex1: your a f**kin hoo-bag, Hossy.

by thehoodawg November 15, 2009

Bean Bagging

That act of inserting ones testicals into anothers anus.

Last night I was bean bagging Sharon and my nuts got twisted!

by OJ January 23, 2019

ass in the bag

A sure thing, especially when referring to a sexual conquest or goal.

Zaphod's got nothing to worry about with that bar maid, she's ass in the bag.

by Pookasydi October 21, 2008

Duffel Bagged

The act of consuming too much alcohol then trying to jam your soft penis, also known as whiskey dick into a condom then inside the vagina or asshole. Picture a duffel bag being jammed up against a brick wall.

Tyler: How'd it go last night?

John: Dude, It went Awesome I totally Duffle Bagged the shit out of Alyssa last night.

Tyler: What the fuck is duffel bagged?

John: It is when your dick is too soft and you try to jam it into a condom and then into the vagina or ass.

by John Bondage January 8, 2015

Mud on the bag

When you are fucking someones butthole and shit spews out onto your nutsack.

I was with this girl last night, and she totally got mud on the bag.

by Extendedmeme May 2, 2019

done-bag

a douche bag, but its done being used.

that done-bag is huge

by Joey is awsome October 29, 2004

bag watch

When out at a club or a party, being on the lookout for that one douchebag you want to avoid at all costs because he always latches onto you and your friends like a leech and basically ruins the fun for everyone. Because the person or persons on bag watch are essentially providing a life saving service to the rest of the group, they must have eyes like a hawk and be as stealthy as a ninja.

Todd: "Hey Rabbit, that party tonight at Kelly's should be fuckin' awesome. I just hope that Chris don't show up."

Rabbit: "Don't worry, dude. Matt and I are taking turns on bag watch, so if we see him, we will give everyone a heads up and we can all bail."

Todd: "Fuck yeah. With you guys on the case we definitely have no worries".

by orphanmaker August 23, 2011