Anal Shark

When you’re doing anal sex and your girl sticks a tampon in her ass, then asking you to pull it out with your teeth. To get more creative, you can feed it to her

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and it was crazy! She asked for an anal shark and I was up for the challenge

by Gerry Handyman April 28, 2019

Anal Ghost

When the anus stays gaping after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, her anus was open for ages.
Max: Dude, that's fucked up.

by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

anal friday

Anal fridays is an excuse to be as gay with the boys as possible

If a friend says something gay say “only on Fridays” when your girl asks why you act gay with the boys say “it’s anal friday”

by Hehsixkenskxosowokdkd October 5, 2022

Anal Shake

When you fuck her in the anus, and you pull it out way too fast and she shits herself. You put a cup under her anus, and the poop falls in it. You procceed to put it in a blender with milk and sugar.

What did you eat after training?
- i drank an Anal shake
The one you made after we had anal yesterday?
-yes

by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018

Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".

Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".

by lee-lou May 23, 2010

Analism

Analism is a religion about anal sex

Anyone: Let’s have anal sex, it’s part of our religion, it’s Analism
Christians: That’s wrong

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023

Anal my kananal until it is painful

What you tell your bf when you want anal sex

I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019