When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. by lilaussieboy February 2, 2024
Get the Dead hapsmug. When you're completely naked in public, getting oral while standing, and you got dropkicked from behind by a homeless guy named Fred.
I was getting head from Sarah at the park when all of a sudden a man pulled a Drop Dead Fred on me and then the caps came and we got busted.
by Austronomy February 23, 2024
Get the Drop Dead Fredmug. When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.
Ex. Dead man walking.
Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.
Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
Get the Dead man walking.mug. Fancy the dead person is kinda pog, they are indeed dead. they can be found carrying a suitcase of porcelain maid clips, and can sometimes be found pokeing there big fat head in iggy's stream. They are fun to hang out with but they can be sassy.
they murdered formal the skeleton so they are a wanted dead person. If you see them approach with caution they will throw there suitcase at you with force. you have been warned.
they murdered formal the skeleton so they are a wanted dead person. If you see them approach with caution they will throw there suitcase at you with force. you have been warned.
Fancy the dead person is being very sassy right now, But we still love them. they may be cringe but they still based.
by roseyposet August 17, 2022
Get the Fancy the dead personmug. Dead good jewellery - jewellery made from insects, roadkill and other flora and fauna. Its dead, but its good. Dead good that
by Nickywoo February 9, 2018
Get the dead goodmug. Mass produced content generated by AI from idea to publish, created in such a way that no human was ever involved in the making of said media. Often easier to spot than ones where humans are involved.
The triple digit viewcount on youtube videos is often a dead giveaway that the content is dead internet.
by totallynotthewetbandits November 10, 2025
Get the Dead Internetmug.