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Donemana Hand Job

A Donemana handy, is a sexual act that must take place in the village of Donemana.

The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.

If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.
I'm feeling dangerous, why don't we attempt a Donemana Hand Job tonight?
by Riskyreacharound March 30, 2020
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all jobs matter

All jobs matter, not just police officer's jobs.
All jobs matter not just police officer's.
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Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall
Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up
by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023
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Good job bob

A positive message given when a person has accomplished a task.
Well done!”
*bob is simply a rhyming name for job and is not a specific person*
I am so proud of you getting that certificate, good job bob!
by Whiskeyblack2 January 22, 2023
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Heck of a job Browny

A play on words to indicate someone over their head. Unware of what to do because of poor qualification. As in "you are doing a heck of a job Browny". Named after Michael D. Brown former under Secretary of Emergency Preparedness and Response who was in charge FEMA when they botched the New Orleans response to hurricane Katrina
George Bush to Michael D. Brown: You're doing a heck of a job Browny
by Car-nut1 October 25, 2019
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Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.
Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.
by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021
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Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.
by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022
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