A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
by dickwitcha June 19, 2022
Get the Salamander fun housemug. A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010
Get the Mr. Halfway Housemug. Male brothel
It's like a regular brothel except you hire a man to spend the night with. Term used in olden times.
It's like a regular brothel except you hire a man to spend the night with. Term used in olden times.
by Yokiyoshida July 4, 2023
Get the flower housemug. The pipes wail like a banshee, the rent is enough to give you third world debt and the rooms are hot or cold, never just right. The showers drip when the water pressure is good enough.
by Truth_Bringer_117 January 8, 2022
Get the Catherine Housemug. A Democrat that starts doing the GOP's bidding once the Republican party gained control of congress. Giving rise to thoughts of slaves that didn't want to do hard labor out in the fields, but preferred to have an easier job inside the "house".
by 1234mike January 6, 2011
Get the House Democratmug. 
