Bum Babies

A group of lads: Generally around 4-6 members of a group that find degenerate, sexist and outright narcissistic humour funnier than your nan's clit.

'See those losers over there'
'Yeah, they look like bum babies'

by Nitty420 July 27, 2020

Town bum

A town bum is when a person goes town everyday or every opportunity they get this person tends to get no pussy/penis

Grace and max are such town bums to the point it’s become there home

by bitchgetter123 April 10, 2022

BUM

Beast
Upper
Management

A nice way to personally and now urban Dictionarily define the word people keep calling you or you just know you are ^u^

Im BUM and I live in a box!

by tardwoot January 25, 2011

Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025