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Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
mugGet the Simon's Milkmug.

Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months
donny found out that lucas has been Ice milk grazing
by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024
mugGet the Ice milk grazingmug.

Swallowing The Milk

a mouthful of milk is used in the context of having a crush on someone who likes you back. coined by REDACTED, who used it in the context of DATA EXPUNGED and NOT FOUND. saying what NOT FOUND had with DATA EXPUNGED was "like a mouthful of milk, it wouldn't make sense for him to just spit it out.", as opposed to if you didn't know the other person liked you back, wherein the milk was not yet in your mouth. The metaphor was so terrible that it immediately caught on and now it's a part of the common lexicon. however, it must be used CORRECTLY, or it will fall victim to the same cultural flattening of it's mean(meme)ing as the word simp (edited)
12:33 AM
Spitting milk out of course, once it is in your mouth, would be equivalent to deciding to completely ignore your mutual crushes and pretend they don't exist.
12:33 AM
I suppose what REDACTED did with PRIVACY PROTECTION last year would have been something along the lines of keeping the milk sitting in his mouth and letting it slowly dribble out the corners
12:35 AM
if the milk was still sitting on the table of course, the mutual crush was either unknown or not mutual at all, then there would be no risk in spitting it out, because it is not in your mouth. And I guess more risk in picking up to drink it, or something, I don't know it's not a well thought out concept.
12:35 AM
gargling it is fucking nonsense REDACTED keeps saying I do it but doesn't ever tell me what that means.
I can't believe he's not swallowing the milk already, they've been basically dating for years
by gryotharian June 19, 2022
mugGet the Swallowing The Milkmug.

replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.
I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.
by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019
mugGet the replacing the milkmug.

Milking

Verb - The application of dairy (cow) milk to an Oreo or other assorted cookie-type delicacy, commonly through the method of submission while suspended with one's fingertips. Duration of submersion varies between cultures and subgroups, and is often handed down from previous generations or learned through trial and failure.
I was milking my 10th Oreo of the night and it broke off and dropped to the bottom of the glass.
by ANALasis Paralysis July 15, 2021
mugGet the Milkingmug.

milk

What you get when a male ejaculates
"Oh, I want milk!"
"2%?"
"No, yours daddy!"
by xerxes121 November 10, 2022
mugGet the milkmug.

Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.
Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet
by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022
mugGet the Goat milk showermug.

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