fortnite

You're cranking on or dying from little kids or grown-ass adults that play the game way too much. with that it also keeps getting worse each season

bro hop on Fortnite bro yea

by zackypoo99xx October 14, 2022

Fortnite

A game where you steal your mom’s credit card to V-Bucks for useless cosmetics that don’t fucking benefit you at all.

Me:MOM I WANT V-BUCKS FOR FORTNITE
Mom: No I can’t I already spent 316825 dollars on that stupid-ass game
Me: Fuck you mom *slaps mom and sends her to the shadow realm*

by Amogusss June 13, 2022

Fortnite

A game that if you are a god at your a god damn virgin

man he must be a virgin because he good at fortnite

by Elijah Rodriguez February 7, 2019

Eli fortnite

ELI FORTNITE IS THE GREATEST FORTNITE PLAYER EVER HE IS BETTER THAN NINJA

OMG IS THAT ELI FORTNITE I WANNA EAT HIS TILTED TOWER

by CHILD._. December 5, 2023

Fortnite

A permanent disability affecting people ages 9-18. This disability causes them to spend hours upon building structures and sweating their asses off. In very special cases, they may even turn this disability into a career, officially turning them into an epic gamer

Fortnite player: ON ME SUPER WEAK

8 hours later
DUDE COME ON WE GOTTA WIN

by BotClapper March 13, 2020

Fortnite

That one game that still to this day of you reading this (I hope) is still making people a ton of money from things like YouTube, Twitch, eSports, and more. They absolutely love to listen to the community and put in big robots to force players back to other games. And now they're gonna copy and paste an avengers story and make it their "own".

Little Timmy: "Who wants to play fortnite?"

Absolutely no one: "meeee!!"

Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT??"

by The_Lost_Ninja August 29, 2020

Fortnite

Crap.

Tom- Do you play Fortnite?
Jeff- No I do not. Fortnite is crap.
Tom- I know.

by A Random Teenager September 17, 2019