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by Saskatoon – 306-933-6200 September 16, 2020
Get the Simpmug. a simp is a guy desperately trying to get a womans attention, and he dose so by sucking up to her and showering her in gifts. She gives a shit about him, because she gives just enough attention so he can keep spoiling her, and she just sees him as a way to get gifts/money. Simps are desperate for a girls attention, and they get it with gifts because of their lack in personality.
“That single, virgin jake is such a SIMP for addie. He literally just gave her a gucci purse for her birthday”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”
by SUB2HENRYRAHONI November 1, 2023
Get the Simpmug. Someone who gets weak in the knees at the ideal of another person; fantasizes about the relationship, perhaps hopes for more, but ultimately does not act upon their affections unless granted express permission.
John is such a simp, he'll hold onto any word she says to him and keep it in his pocket like a reminder.
by QuasiRom June 19, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.
Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Simp has two meanings. 1 Super Intense Minecraft Player or give soo much money to an e-girl (Or to a girl). And does whatever she tells you to. Doesn't like your hobby? You change it. You pee to much? You stop peeing! Spend to much time on tinder? (Because you fucking hate her) You stop it!
by POGMAN123 April 17, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by SirButterNugs March 2, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 