Reverse Baptism

Reverse Baptism (noun)
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.

Bro, I went to wipe and got hit with a full reverse baptism. I need therapy.

by Pete Heski June 19, 2025

Reverse man child/girl child

Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.

He just got stole on by the reverse man child/girl child.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Reverse Stork

Reverse Stork, the action of stealing a baby via ways of flying vehicle, such as but not exclusively: drones, kites or jet-packs.

GUY 1: Dude, did you see that reverse stork!
GUY 2: Yeah, they totally flew away with that baby.

by ...Anonymoose October 16, 2019

Reverse Dutch Oven

When someone takes a draw of a vape, then blows the smoke into a vagina/asshole. The vagina/asshole then queefs or farts back into the recipients mouth

The girls and I had a sleepover last night and spent the whole time in a reverse Dutch Oven train.

by MethanieandKakrak April 15, 2023

Reverse chode

a penis that is long and thin or spindly; the opposite of a chode

I swear i don’t have a reverse chode!

by Bornelius October 27, 2025

reverse oreo

a white person that does stereotypical black person activities

"that guy's white as snow but he plays basketball and likes KFC, he's a total reverse oreo"

by grabberofveins19 March 19, 2024

Reverse Cowgirl Spliff

A reverse cowgirl spliff is made by your typical broke stoner friend. It is made by taking a cigarellow and spreading dabs on the inside then putting half of the Tabacco back in rolling it and smoking it.

Hey you fellas wanna hit this reverse cowgirl spliff?

by The DERk Man November 21, 2018