Anal Vineyard

Anal Vineyard, this can be found prodruding out of the anus, and looking very similar to a grape vine, the medical terminology for this extremely painful and ugly looking mess, is called a "Hemorrhoid".

Joe was playing "silly fanny" with John, when John screamed with shock as Joe squeezed John's "Anal Vineyard".

by lee-lou May 23, 2010

anal pop

When you cum in a female’s asshole, have them shit it out, and feed it to them

She cheated on me so I introduced her to the anal pop.

by chinick January 27, 2024

Anal Breaker

The excruciating pain of having something destroy your anus.

Man after I got home from work I took a real anal breaker.

by Mysterious wanderer October 4, 2025

anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014

Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,

Bro I just got anal tanked...😩🍆

by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018

mind anal

"When you have your head stuffed so far up your ass you hear shit "

Yep classic case if mind anal

by etfrombc93 January 28, 2024

Anal

That thing gay people like to have

Example: I am a fag and I do anal

by Gaymanwithaids November 30, 2021