Calico jack

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere

Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss

by Bob Saget February 14, 2017

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Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021

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Jack Nottle

This boy is a fat whore who doesnt know how to stop cat fishing 60 year old men with his girl voice to suck his 1 inch wonder

You would normally find him around the back alleys of schools with his cock in little boys and girls

Hes the person that if at first you dont succeed lure them into your basment with popsicles

"Wheres jack nottle"
"Hes in the back with school kids"

by Kiddy man August 28, 2020

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Jack Hedges

If a person is described as this he is an all around trampy twat

Come on dude, don't be a Jack Hedges

by KWELLEBOB February 1, 2019

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Jack Timberlake

other words for white and pasty

hey! thats a Jack Timberlake!

by Ronald43 May 12, 2010

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Jack Blackmon

An extremley flexible man. he complains about people's calves being "to" skinny. He dances lots and he wears sweaters. he has black frame glasses. HE IS SMART.

Ugh, your such a Jack Blackmon.

by boooooogers. May 1, 2011

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