kiss my tits

A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.

Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits

by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018

shit-ass-tits

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.

*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits

by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017

elsa sugar tits

A stripper who works in a shady part of town

“Did you go to Elsa sugar tits down the road yet?"

by Koreilly December 7, 2017

Vag on my tits

The term for when a girl reaches second base with another girl.

You know that party Friday? Well this girl and I hit it off and I ended up getting some vag on my tits.

by Cuddly_kitten August 21, 2019

spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016

What's her tits

The female equivalent of "what's his name?" when trying to remember someone's name.

Oh my God, like that girl we met at that party...you know?...What's her tits, there.

by yursh22 August 31, 2017

shit mah tits

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.

Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.

by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020