Creepy Uncle Syndrome

Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.

Dude, my gym teacher last year had some bad creepy uncle syndrome!

by Neinman January 1, 2010

Winston Smith Syndrome

Referring to the character Winston Smith from 1984, Winston Smith Syndrome is when a guy viciously hates a girl because he wants to fuck her and she is unavailable or just doesn't like him. This is referring to the relationship between Winston and his love interest, Julia, at the beginning of 1984, in which Winston wants to murder Julia who he believes she is an ardent Junior Anti Sex League member.

Boy: Ugh, I HATE that girl. She is such a shallow slut and only dates dumb jocks.
Girl: Uh huh.. Winston Smith Syndrome much?

by Female type person June 25, 2010

Dark Souls Syndrome

After hours of playing the masochistic gamer's favorite - Dark Souls, and ofcourse, dying and dying and dying and getting raped by that dragon on the bridge and dying and dying and dying and dying and dying...

Did I mention you die a lot in this game?

Anyway, after a while of playing Dark Souls, encountering seemingly impossible boss fights, losing thousands of souls over dying and even starting a new character because your previous one had shitty statistics, you start to become REALLY rude and mean to everybody due to the built up madness caused by the above reasons, and when you finally manage to get through and feel immense joy, the people you offended might not share your joy.

Remember kids: Dark Souls is bad for your mental health.

Frank: Hey Joey, wanna go out for some pizz--

Joey: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS BOSS!?

Frank: Geez! calm down! I think you might be developing the Dark Souls Syndrome!

by Fruitfly September 13, 2012

Ashy Nigga Syndrome

A very serious disease and incurable that Kim Namjoon of BTS has that causes him to look pale cuz we all know he's black :(

"Ay yo did you hear that Kim Namjoon has ANS?"
"What's ANS?"
"Ashy Nigga Syndrome."
"Damn. Sounds serious."

by LilCumStain666 April 21, 2019

Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

by penisshakes April 27, 2021

Gear Aquisition Syndrome

Also known as G.A.S.

This condition afflicts musicians and singers of all kinds, but seems to be especially virulent in electric guitar players. It is typified by an uncontrollable urge to buy, beg, borrow or steal the latest piece of musical equipment seen in a store, in a magazine, on TV or on another musician.
Poverty is the only known prevention (and only known cure) for the disease.

G.A.S. is the most likely explanation for any musician who possesses more than the required number of his/her chosen instrument (ie more than 1), but is more usually seen in the miriad unnecessary musical accessories hidden around the victim's room - such as amplifiers, electronic tuners, fold-back speakers, amp stands, gigantic speaker and PA stacks, guitar polish, guitar polishing cloths, several grades of strings, multiple gig bags full of things which buzz, click or glow in the dark, and, and, and....

by Cath Perry March 16, 2005

Younger model syndrome

When a woman ages and another younger version of herself steps onto the scene, be it innocent or not, she feels threatened. Said women will unleash fury on her partner if he so much as looks at younger model with the slightest hint of admiration. This fury may not be overt but layered into nuances.

Steve:
Dude what's wrong with your girlfriend? She's got some serious sand in her vagina. She only seems to get like that when Alison* is around.

Mark:
Yeah she's just suffering from "younger model syndrome"


* The younger model

by Grouchokirst December 18, 2008