baby J

relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep

tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.

by mr-bob-dobalina November 1, 2020

It's just a j

Its just a joke

bob: what did you just say?
tom: it's just a j bro

by Oxbi February 23, 2023

Big J

hottest guy around with the biggest dick
hubba hubba

"Man I wish I was goofin' around with john hes a real Big J"

by JackieT42 March 3, 2022

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 7, 2023

Chrissy J

A man that has accomplished everything. If you're thinking about doing it, he's probably already done did it.

Guy 1: Hey, i'm thinking about skydiving into area 51.

Guy 2: Oh. Well, i think chrissy j already beat you to it.

Guy 1: Awe man!

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

J word

A euphemism for a job used by the neet community, who prefer not to think about such dreadful activities.

At 3:42 AM:
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."

by dayman2010 June 1, 2023

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021