Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.

I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.

by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk

Has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 5, 2021

Milk

its like expired milk but not

milk

by walterwhite123420 June 28, 2022

Milk him in the nest

To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.

“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii

by Yeaboii6969 October 10, 2020