Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.

I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.

by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020

it’s my mouth

The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.

Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

Ufa in your mouth

Fuck you in your mouth and use to a close friend only.

Ehh Ufa in your mouth bitch.

by BigUce.S November 30, 2020

south in your mouth

so dont say this a south game it means suck some ones pp

thats a little south in your mouth

by vtims December 8, 2020

south in your mouth

so dont say this a south game it means suck some ones pp

thats a little south in your mouth

by vtims December 8, 2020