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Michael

Cute, Cute, Cute, Cute, Cute
Michael is cute
by Wamamama November 23, 2021
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Michael

He so cool (usually has a big ass penis) he looks so hot and so god damn sexy.
Bro Michael took my bitch he’s so cool though..
by Lil man man December 26, 2022
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Michael

The most amazing and nice guy you will ever meet, Michael is incredibly cute and handsome and is there for you when you need him the most, Michael is super easy to talk to and just makes everyday that much nicer, Michael is perfect in every single way, be like Michael.
Guy: Did you hear that Michael got with Lawson?
Guy 2: Lawson is so lucky!
by LockyDaBoi July 24, 2022
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Michael wire

Chad: who’s Michael wire
Chad 2: dunno sounds lame
by Anya phelan April 27, 2023
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Michael

Michael is something that is perfect I’m every way and nothing can be better than it
My lizard , Michael, is soooooo perfect.
by Michael is Fantabulous October 30, 2021
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Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.
‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’
by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022
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Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.
Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.
by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019
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