fat rat jasmine

A term to describe a fake person who uses someone for materialistic purposes.

"Did Rhonda just ask you for more food?"
"Yea Why?"
"She's such a fat rat jasmine"

by workgeek March 2, 2017

low fat thot

A Thot who is thic but not too thicc, but is a hoe. Classy but a little bit trashy.

Marcus told that low fat thot to close her fat hoe mouth, but she replied, I like it open.

by Lowfatthot1 February 9, 2018

fat nigga sweating

A hunky nigga that sweats vigorously.

damn look at that fat nigga sweating he even shat himself

by micky bùble March 9, 2021

Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

SKINNY FAT PERSON

A person who doesn’t work out but maybe once a year, looks like they are in shape, but lacks great stamina, can’t even last on a treadmill for 10 minutes.

This girl rere walks around like she’s in shape but definitely has that skinny fat person look, she can’t hang with the big dawgs.

by #TheUrbanDictionaryGuy January 8, 2020

Fat head fuck!

Someone that has an oversized head due to being too close to radiation when they were younger.

This may also cause them to get a McCain colour penis.

There head may also resemble a shape of an onion.

Sometime, very rare because of the radiation they grow rat tails!

The fat head fuck! spit it and said - I’ve not got rat tails, your relentless!

by Sammo88 February 27, 2020

Fat guy trick

A skateboard trick that requires a minimal amount of speed and has little or no impact at all.

John lucero is the king of fat guy tricks.

by Cheap propaganda April 28, 2020