baby dinky

a very small, tiny penis usually smaller than a pinky finger and girls usually laugh when they see it

Jessica reached down Josh's pants but couldn't feel anything at first. When she got a hold of his dick she realized it was smaller than her pinky finger. She couldn't prevent herself from laughing and Josh was never the same after that. Josh had a baby dinky and now the entire cheerleading squad in high school knew that, thanks to Jessica.

by brad1256 January 20, 2014

Walking Baby

Another term for a toddler, commonly used by women averse to children and who can't remember the word toddler.

Watch out for that walking baby. It's throwing shit all over the store!

by AnusCrepe July 27, 2019

accutane baby

a term referring to someone who's mother was on the drug accutane while pregnant with them meaning they are deformed and dumb. this is used as an insult.

why are you like that you fucking accutane baby

by marspowpow July 19, 2022

Futon Baby

Calling someone's parents so poor they conceived them on a futon, rather than on an actual bed.

Bro ur a futon baby

by wilhaegele December 9, 2022

Baby beaver

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e

The baby beaver wrapped himself with toilet paper

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

baby ryry

A little baby Ryan that is mad at Julia. He is a hedgehog, a ballerina, a baby, and a ryry all at the same time. He is extremely weird and needs to learn that Sohalya and Julia are the bestest friends he has ever had.

Baby ryry is upset again awwwww

by Baby salad lady November 11, 2020

Cat Baby

One who exemplifies traits of a degenerate and gentleman alike.

Did you see Joe after he closed that multi-million dollar deal? He cracked a cold beer during the meeting! What a Cat Baby!!!

by boatshoes November 13, 2011