The Ultimatum of Del Taco

Opportunity cost. Fuck you Jack Mason
-Jack Douglas out.

It's spoken by few, and feared by many. It's The Ultimatum of Del Taco.

by 000578 November 29, 2020

brazilian taco

A hairless form of the French taco.

A Brazilian taco is much easier to eat , because you don't have to chop your way in with a machete

by WVUhillbilly August 13, 2017

Taco Bell Teether

The act of recieving a blumpkin in which the recipient eats taco bell the night of recieving a jaw dropping blumpkin. The other person will then give the most outrageous, vicious, vengeful blumpkin (MUST USE TEETH). Once again please use teeth for maximum enjoyment. Skibidi blumpkin

taco bell teether recommended but optional.

Hey Logan, I'm ready for the taco bell teether you promised me tonight.

by Blumpkin_Lover May 19, 2024

jail taco

them beefy meat shells in the jails = jail tacos. think about that shit. got a little spice to em and all

cops locked me up, caught chlamydia from the damn jail tacos. i should move for a mistrial from the food poisoning.

by bebekidd May 02, 2025

scruffy taco

A drive thru order straight from taco bell containing hairy vagina lips

I couldnt get enough of that scruffy taco, so I ordered a dozen.

by smegmasam January 25, 2016

Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.

"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."

by nervous_child May 19, 2020

Nuclear Taco

When your girl mukbangs at Taco Bell and ends up with explosive diarrhea so bad her pussy smells like a 2 week old burrito supreme.

Damn, my girl pigged out at Taco Bell and ended up with a Nuclear Taco. She got the shits so bad her snatch smelled like her asshole.

by Methy Barbie June 09, 2023