Heptacochil C

Large golf ball-sized parasite that latches to the urethra wall inside the penis and ejects its tentacles out of the tip of the penis while while peeing. Parasite can only be removed by jelking.

The doctor informed George that the presence of tentacles while peeing was an indicator of the Heptacochil C parasite.

by Queen Pammy February 20, 2018

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Zak without a C

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.

"Bro, I'm not gay, why are you making me a Zak without a C?"
"No, man, you're definitely gay."

by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025

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Plan D&C

Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.

Already tried Plan B? Then you'd better have a Plan D&C!

by bitchuck September 18, 2024

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