It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
Hey you see that guy over there?
Hey you see that guy over there?
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023

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by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020

Michael Sinasac:
Member of the curly hair gang
Leader of the flex club
Descendant of William the conqueror
Canadas finest lad
Winner of the spelling bee
Master in gambling
and one of the nicest human beings EVER.
He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate
Member of the curly hair gang
Leader of the flex club
Descendant of William the conqueror
Canadas finest lad
Winner of the spelling bee
Master in gambling
and one of the nicest human beings EVER.
He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate
by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 6, 2019

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.
by coochieflaps February 15, 2024
