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Michael

It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
Hey you see that guy over there?
idk what to do with michael vkc
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022
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Michael Porter Mason

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
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Michael Moulton

Fuck You Michael Moulton is a Bagel/Alucard/Spider-Man
by @TheCrimsonFoker November 6, 2021
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michael mcclean

the definition of michael mcclean is the same as if your anal warts started popping blood
my michael mcclean just started happening to my assholes asshole
by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020
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Michael sinasac

Michael Sinasac:
Member of the curly hair gang

Leader of the flex club

Descendant of William the conqueror

Canadas finest lad

Winner of the spelling bee

Master in gambling

and one of the nicest human beings EVER.

He is known for being dante‘s hottest mate
Michael Sinasac? More like Michael Sin-A-SNACK
Periodt.“
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michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.
person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay
by coochieflaps February 15, 2024
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Michael

Michael is a fat cunt
by I hate Michaels April 4, 2024
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