Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc

Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “

by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021

Douche Canue

A douche canue is a canue full of douche instead of a bag full of douche.

He's a douche canue

by Kiabab January 10, 2019

frenchfry douche

When a bit of poop gets in the douche and the wearer lets the poop keep them company or wrath until doing the inevitable.

BelleMari Frontinac let her butt give her frenchfry douche until she smiled.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 31, 2025

Tongue douche

When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.

"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."

by Casemonster June 19, 2013

Douche-canoe

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.

Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.

by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022

douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.

" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."

by tomowlss January 10, 2014