bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.

The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.

by GoodOldMeth September 11, 2015

slim jim tit

When a bitch has some long skinny nipples, resembling a slim jim.

Not as tasty as it sounds.

"Yo dude look at that chick's slim jim tits"

by tittymilk69 September 14, 2015

big tit tax

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

by brain child ! April 1, 2016

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017

What's her tits

The female equivalent of "what's his name?" when trying to remember someone's name.

Oh my God, like that girl we met at that party...you know?...What's her tits, there.

by yursh22 August 31, 2017

One tit wonder

When you're tryin to fuck but she only lets you motorboat one boob.

Friend A: "You get it in last night?"

Friend B: "Man, I was tryin, but she was only a one tit wonder."

by hahahahhahahahannah June 15, 2018

Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018