John Philip Sousa

The absolute GOAT of all marches that could and ever will exist

John Philip Sousa created the Sousaphone because he was too lazy to march with a tuba.

by Veroli October 13, 2022

john gabriel wood

The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.

Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with

by The Scientific Bandit April 20, 2018

Soggy John Travolta

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017

John Hancock Academy

A place where the rednecks and chaw boys go to school maybe some whores but who cares. The bathrooms don’t work nor does the ceiling keep water out. Piece of shit place

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

John Cena Special

You can't see it coming.

You do know about John Cena Special? That's wicked.

by Sosku10 August 17, 2021

American John smith

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American john smith is amazing.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022

John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)

Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"

by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020