michael monastra

Like God is God son is God Alpha Omega

Jesus is michael monastra aka christ Michael

by LUCIFER to believe March 16, 2019

Sauce Michael

Alternate Term for a Jew
Or
A Faguido

Dude 1: "Bro thats my Friend he may be a Jew but he is pretty cool"

Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"

by Betersyndrome March 1, 2020

michael slivka

The motherfucking goat. Best to ever do it. Dick is always schlanging.

Yo is that THE michael slivka?
Bro that’s michael slivka

by Fortniteclutcher300 October 20, 2020

Michael Joseph Robert White

Michael Joseph Robert White is a great father and a great friend if you have one of these in your life don’t let them go!! <3

Me:Hey dad

Michael/Dad:hey hun
Me: You’re funny hilarious and a good dad
Michael/Dad:Thanks hunny u too
Just gonna say Michael Joseph Robert White is a very good father

by Dont.mess.w.me February 14, 2021

Michael

A nerdy boy that looks like Jeffery Dahmer. He’ll ask you to homecoming, but you probably won’t say yes. He is not like the other boys.

“Ew why is that random 40 year-old white man trying to hang out with us? Oh wait, that’s just Michael. He probably just got back from church camp.”

by stePmanang September 2, 2021

Michael secret

When your wife catches you on a website looking to get blown by men with a dildo sitting next to you on the couch

She will take Michael secret to the grave

by TallCupOfJoe June 23, 2023

A Michael Bolton

When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.

My guy came home yesterday and gave him a Michael Bolton.

by Allimac September 7, 2020