sad as fuck

S_A_F

Damn! That's sad as fuck.

by tlcney August 9, 2017

Quick-Fuck

A fast and short session of intercourse usually done in public places.

Ryan- Yo dude me and Meredith are gonna toke up in the bathroom than catch a Quick-Fuck in the chorus room before class.

Gino- Alright man, do me a favor and jizz all over the teachers chair

by ryanhallbud343434343434 November 10, 2010

poor as fuck

The state of having so little money that you don't even live paycheck to paycheck; you live paycheck to a week before the next paycheck.

Also defined as completely not having enough money to pay necessary bills, yet being very much employed.

"Oh hey there! Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to lunch the other day. Had to donate plasma again to pay my phone bill...and get gas. Had just enough left over to get two McChickens! Two!!"
This bitch is poor as fuck.

by Skittles24 May 8, 2016

Moose Fuck

To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.

I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.

I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.

by sarcasticjew March 9, 2011

fucked the nanny

made a stupid mistake, or a great blunder

Jimmy: I got another speeding ticket.
Bob: wow, Jimmy you really fucked the nanny on that one.

Jake: My wife is divorcing me and taking everything.
Elwood: What did you do? Fuck the Nanny?

by MnJack December 27, 2009

Closure Fuck

when you done with this nigga but you gotta get one final nut to confirm. closure fuck

"Yeah, me and Kendra are done, but I had to get one last closure fuck last Tuesday."

by haleyohbaby June 15, 2018

fuck it dude

Fuck it dude- a term used by John Goodman in the big lebowski

Fuck it dude let's go bowling

by decaffeinated December 5, 2013